{"id":25839,"date":"2011-03-29T04:03:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T08:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=25839"},"modified":"2011-03-27T22:20:54","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T02:20:54","slug":"made-from-the-best-stuff-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/made-from-the-best-stuff-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Made From The Best Stuff On Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was never a Snapple guy. Even when it was super popular in the 90s, it wasn&#8217;t for me. It was just too watery. In fact, I probably haven&#8217;t drank a snapple since <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=9&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_uq=snapcase&amp;LH_Auction=1&amp;icep_sellerId=&amp;icep_ex_kw=&amp;icep_sortBy=12&amp;icep_catId=&amp;icep_minPrice=&amp;icep_maxPrice=&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\">Snapcase<\/a> dropped lookinglasself. Give me a coke zero. Or a Fresh Samantha (RIP) Lemonade. That&#8217;s all I need. Water, espresso, coke zero. I&#8217;m happy. Maybe a Newman&#8217;s Own organic lemonade on those hot summer days. But never, never Snapple. Just not for me. On the other hand, this Snapcase Snapple shirt from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZalliedtrailersQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">alliedtrailers<\/a> is speaking my language. Better than an Undertow Gatorade tee, you know?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=320676385727&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/29.beveragewar.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was never a Snapple guy. Even when it was super popular in the 90s, it wasn&#8217;t for me. It was just too watery. In fact, I probably haven&#8217;t drank a snapple since Snapcase dropped lookinglasself. Give me a coke zero. Or a Fresh Samantha (RIP) Lemonade. That&#8217;s all I need. Water, espresso, coke zero. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[625,2808],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25839"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25868,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25839\/revisions\/25868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}