{"id":26114,"date":"2011-04-02T16:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T20:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=26114"},"modified":"2011-04-02T10:54:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T14:54:37","slug":"who-drew-first-fucking-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/who-drew-first-fucking-blood\/","title":{"rendered":"WHO DREW FIRST FUCKING BLOOD?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve got nothing against First Blood. They are a solid band plus they boast ex members of Terror, you can’t go wrong. But this hoodie is a bit much. I mean come on where the fuck are you going to wear this other than a show. Lets make a list where you can’t wear this. <\/p>\n

1. On an Airplane
\n2. At Church
\n3. To School
\n4. The Bank
\n5. A job interview
\n6. A playground with your kids
\n7. Thanksgiving dinner
\n8. Christmas Party at work
\n9. Visit grandma at the retirement home
\n10. To the hospital to watch your wife give birth<\/p>\n

But in all fairness if you really like Rambo and First Blood then help out newjerseyhardcore <\/a> by purchasing this Hoodie. Obiviously he was told not to fucking wear this to fucking Christmas dinner fucking again. <\/p>\n

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I’ve got nothing against First Blood. They are a solid band plus they boast ex members of Terror, you can’t go wrong. But this hoodie is a bit much. I mean come on where the fuck are you going to wear this other than a show. Lets make a list where you can’t wear this. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2833,163,702,14,151,321],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26114"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26125,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26114\/revisions\/26125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}