{"id":27391,"date":"2011-04-25T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=27391"},"modified":"2011-04-24T23:35:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T03:35:54","slug":"i-survived-metal-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/i-survived-metal-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"I Survived Metal Monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To be honest though, surviving this weeks Metal Monday is gonna be a piece of cake. I have a TON of artwork to finish, so my post count this week is going to be as underwhelming as the band listing on this Metal Madness &#8217;89 tee being sold by <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZincorrectthoughtsQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">incorrectthoughts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=150594571886&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/mm150594571886.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve heard of even a single one of the bands on the back of the tee (see auction for listing), you&#8217;ve got one up on me man. My count is zero. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be honest though, surviving this weeks Metal Monday is gonna be a piece of cake. I have a TON of artwork to finish, so my post count this week is going to be as underwhelming as the band listing on this Metal Madness &#8217;89 tee being sold by incorrectthoughts. If you&#8217;ve heard of even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1968],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27391"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27624,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27391\/revisions\/27624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}