{"id":28483,"date":"2011-05-08T16:34:38","date_gmt":"2011-05-08T20:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=28483"},"modified":"2011-05-08T14:40:32","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T18:40:32","slug":"mindsweats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/mindsweats\/","title":{"rendered":"Mindsweats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m out to celebrate my mom-to-be. The big plans are ice cream. Maybe Like No Udder, maybe Cabbots. Don&#8217;t know. But one way or another, I&#8217;m going to get fat. Last night, I had two cupcakes. And today, ice cream. I&#8217;m definitely going to need these <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=9&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_uq=mindset&amp;icep_sellerId=&amp;icep_ex_kw=&amp;icep_sortBy=12&amp;icep_catId=&amp;icep_minPrice=&amp;icep_maxPrice=&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\">Mindset<\/a> sweatpants from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZxmaulxQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">xmaulx<\/a>. I can feel my jeans getting tighter already.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=390311087993&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/08.mindsweats.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m out to celebrate my mom-to-be. The big plans are ice cream. Maybe Like No Udder, maybe Cabbots. Don&#8217;t know. But one way or another, I&#8217;m going to get fat. Last night, I had two cupcakes. And today, ice cream. I&#8217;m definitely going to need these Mindset sweatpants from xmaulx. I can feel my jeans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1194,492],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28484,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28483\/revisions\/28484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}