{"id":28708,"date":"2011-05-13T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=28708"},"modified":"2011-05-13T02:15:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T06:15:59","slug":"i-cant-hang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/i-cant-hang\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Hang."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t get down with the back of this Obituary tee from seller <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZeatbiggetbig2010QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">eatbiggetbig2010<\/a>. I couldn&#8217;t get down with the <a href=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/2011\/05\/10\/go-back-to-1987-and-stay-there\/\">Youth of Today tee<\/a> we posted from him earlier in the week either, but this time it&#8217;s for entirely different reasons. It&#8217;s the back print, which I can&#8217;t post because that means I&#8217;d have to look at it again. I&#8217;m pretty sure that guy in the pic is shooting a puppy. Or a kitten. Something small and furry and probably cute. Appropriate for Obituary obviously, but not for me. I have a soft spot for the animals with all the luck.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=170639103662&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/ob170639103662.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(*- I am only being half serious. Except for the part about my love of cats and dogs. I&#8217;m dead serious about that part.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t get down with the back of this Obituary tee from seller eatbiggetbig2010. I couldn&#8217;t get down with the Youth of Today tee we posted from him earlier in the week either, but this time it&#8217;s for entirely different reasons. It&#8217;s the back print, which I can&#8217;t post because that means I&#8217;d have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2175],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28708"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28963,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28708\/revisions\/28963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}