{"id":2925,"date":"2009-12-01T11:28:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T16:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=2925"},"modified":"2009-12-01T11:28:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T16:28:15","slug":"american-nightmare-i-saved-latin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/american-nightmare-i-saved-latin\/","title":{"rendered":"American Nightmare &#8211; I Saved Latin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I Saved Latin<\/p>\n<p>A great reference.<\/p>\n<p>Dude busts his ass to save a woman&#8217;s pet project. He goes above and beyond the call of duty for her, and yet, she still picks the other guy. Probably because he has a convertible.<\/p>\n<p>Weak. <\/p>\n<p>Way weaker than having a tshirt with a cherub wang on it too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336478475&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140363702089&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.12\/2009.12.01.an1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I Saved Latin. What Did You Ever Do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Saved Latin A great reference. Dude busts his ass to save a woman&#8217;s pet project. He goes above and beyond the call of duty for her, and yet, she still picks the other guy. Probably because he has a convertible. Weak. Way weaker than having a tshirt with a cherub wang on it too. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[67,32,666,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2925"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2926,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2925\/revisions\/2926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}