{"id":30107,"date":"2011-05-30T14:00:23","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T18:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=30107"},"modified":"2011-05-29T16:27:45","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T20:27:45","slug":"stay-classy-metal-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/stay-classy-metal-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Stay Classy Metal Monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling a little dirty after posting that Iwo Jima parody Slayer tee, what with it being Memorial Day and there being guys hanging out of the soldiers on it and stuff. So I figured I should clean things up a bit, maybe get a little classy with the help of <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZjanvanderdamQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">janvanderdam<\/a> and his Sepultura polo longsleeve&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=270756453016&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sep270756453016.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stay classy Metal Monday. Stay classy.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: #title# #url# #metalmonday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1968,383,2181],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30107"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30233,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107\/revisions\/30233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}