{"id":3096,"date":"2009-12-05T13:48:22","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T18:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=3096"},"modified":"2009-12-04T20:55:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T01:55:54","slug":"wtf-cruel-hand-begin-descension-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-cruel-hand-begin-descension-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Cruel Hand Begin Descension Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Begin Descension<\/p>\n<p>Begin The End<\/p>\n<p>Cruel Hand is awesome but this shirt is VERY weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>Naidoo was wearing this tee at a gig when we spotted the word &#8220;descension&#8221; on the back. We argued for quite some time on the meaning of the word.  Here&#8217;s the definition we found.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>n.\t1.\tThe act of going downward; descent; falling or sinking; declension; degradation.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, we spent the next hour making &#8220;going down&#8221; jokes at his expense.<\/p>\n<p>Basically this shirt is literally saying, &#8220;begin the act of descending.&#8221; Couldn&#8217;t they have just said &#8220;Begin The Descent?&#8221; That&#8217;s got an ill vibe to it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336478475&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140364806189&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.12\/2009.12.05.ch1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336478475&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140364806189&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.12\/2009.12.05.ch2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How come this seller can&#8217;t figure out how to orient their pics? Shit is stupid. I couldn&#8217;t find ONE auction with two right side up pics. Most have two upside down pics. That&#8217;s just goofy.<\/p>\n<p>Naidoo, if you outbid me on that All Systems Go test press, we&#8217;re fighting. Not really, but really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Begin Descension Begin The End Cruel Hand is awesome but this shirt is VERY weirdo. Naidoo was wearing this tee at a gig when we spotted the word &#8220;descension&#8221; on the back. We argued for quite some time on the meaning of the word. Here&#8217;s the definition we found. n. 1. The act of going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[355,356,694,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3096"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3096"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3098,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3096\/revisions\/3098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}