{"id":31660,"date":"2011-06-20T21:00:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T01:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=31660"},"modified":"2011-06-20T20:54:13","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T00:54:13","slug":"attn-hairoholics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/attn-hairoholics\/","title":{"rendered":"Attn Hairoholics!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t blame me for that one, blame seller kittylove*<\/a>, who starts off each of their metal tee auctions with that horrifyingly awkward word. It’s so terrible, I might start using it every week. Even worse, this sick W.A.S.P. tee featuring Blackie Lawless as Rambo is marred with a crappy autograph from the drummer… who seriously even knows the name of W.A.S.P’s drummer? Only a hairoholic I suppose.<\/p>\n

(For some reason, the seller does not have an enlarge option for the pics of this tee, so I pulled that one from the T-Shirt Slayer archives<\/a>. Click the pic and go to the auction for the actual, tiny pics of the shirt for sale.)<\/p>\n

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And don’t be fooled by the very hair metal front of this second, actually pictured W.A.S.P tee; despite it’s appearance, it’s for animals only.<\/p>\n

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Don’t blame me for that one, blame seller kittylove*, who starts off each of their metal tee auctions with that horrifyingly awkward word. It’s so terrible, I might start using it every week. Even worse, this sick W.A.S.P. tee featuring Blackie Lawless as Rambo is marred with a crappy autograph from the drummer… who seriously […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3188,1968,1872],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31660"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31665,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31660\/revisions\/31665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}