{"id":31901,"date":"2011-06-23T14:26:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T18:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=31901"},"modified":"2011-06-23T08:31:37","modified_gmt":"2011-06-23T12:31:37","slug":"terror-boy-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/terror-boy-shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"Terror “Boy Shorts”"},"content":{"rendered":"

lumarysmon<\/a> has listed these shorts as “boy shorts.” If I ever saw a boy wearing them, I’d probably be pretty grossed out. I think these can officially qualify as booty shorts, and not boy shorts. Boys, go ahead and buy these for that special, Terror<\/a> loving lady in your life. Ladies, who are Terror<\/a> lovers, pick these up, but don’t let your boy wear them.<\/p>\n

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lumarysmon has listed these shorts as “boy shorts.” If I ever saw a boy wearing them, I’d probably be pretty grossed out. I think these can officially qualify as booty shorts, and not boy shorts. Boys, go ahead and buy these for that special, Terror loving lady in your life. Ladies, who are Terror lovers, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2982,151],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31901"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31902,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31901\/revisions\/31902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}