{"id":32340,"date":"2011-06-29T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=32340"},"modified":"2011-06-29T00:14:43","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T04:14:43","slug":"unemployed-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/unemployed-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"Unemployed Loser."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhh, remember the glory days of grunge? When totally non-loser dudes at your high school who had guaranteed jobs at their dad&#8217;s bank for when they got out of college suddenly grew their hair out and were sporting Sub-Pop shirts like the pair for sale from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZpunkrevivalQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">punkrevival<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140568477033&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sp140568477033.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140568475013&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sp140568475013.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Truth be told, I have never seen a single person in that Unemployed tee. Ever.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhh, remember the glory days of grunge? When totally non-loser dudes at your high school who had guaranteed jobs at their dad&#8217;s bank for when they got out of college suddenly grew their hair out and were sporting Sub-Pop shirts like the pair for sale from punkrevival? (Truth be told, I have never seen a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3232,1281,3233],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32340"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32403,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32340\/revisions\/32403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}