{"id":32628,"date":"2011-07-06T14:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T18:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=32628"},"modified":"2011-07-05T23:28:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:28:32","slug":"free-spirit-penguin-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/free-spirit-penguin-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Spirit Penguin Thief."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Free Spirit Penguin Thief, you are a cute little guy. So cuddly, so criminal, so crucial. You aren&#8217;t as intense as your brothers on the Rival Mob &#8220;Hard Cold Real&#8221; tee, with their stares both hard and cold, nor are you perpetually hungry, like your poor imprisoned cousin the Cookie Crisp bandit. In fact, if I may say so, you look quite well fed. I hope you continue to burgle for many years to come. And if you are not a Penguin, I apologize. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=260812928475&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fs260812928475.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZrandomhero502QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\"><em>randomhero502<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Free Spirit Penguin Thief, you are a cute little guy. So cuddly, so criminal, so crucial. You aren&#8217;t as intense as your brothers on the Rival Mob &#8220;Hard Cold Real&#8221; tee, with their stares both hard and cold, nor are you perpetually hungry, like your poor imprisoned cousin the Cookie Crisp bandit. In fact, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3257,363],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32628"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32766,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32628\/revisions\/32766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}