{"id":33283,"date":"2011-07-13T11:24:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T15:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=33283"},"modified":"2011-07-12T21:31:24","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T01:31:24","slug":"another-busted-x-rated-swatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/another-busted-x-rated-swatch\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Busted X-Rated Swatch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Wait, did you think I meant an ACTUAL busted x-rated? I thought that was pretty funny. I think Morgado would be proud.<\/p>\n

No worries, you are in luck. mazzo29<\/a> (who we haven’t seen in a minute, but who comes hard with SOME HEAT. Make sure to check his other auctions<\/a>) “found one in a box,” and is hooking you up. This one is actually busted, just like the one we saw the other day<\/a>. The second hand is stuck. I’m guessing it’s loose and stuck at 6 — I’ve seen that happen before. Bummer.<\/p>\n

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Wait, did you think I meant an ACTUAL busted x-rated? I thought that was pretty funny. I think Morgado would be proud. No worries, you are in luck. mazzo29 (who we haven’t seen in a minute, but who comes hard with SOME HEAT. Make sure to check his other auctions) “found one in a box,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[951,90,568],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33285,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33283\/revisions\/33285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}