{"id":393,"date":"2009-07-13T13:04:12","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T17:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=393"},"modified":"2009-07-13T11:23:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T15:23:02","slug":"wtf-deathcore-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-deathcore-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Deathcore Lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This ebay item is a lesson in <strong>How Not To Make Any Money<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The item is just littered with irony.  It&#8217;s a lot of random metalcore merch.  I&#8217;m not sure who the bands are, but I know it doesn&#8217;t matter.  The lot includes: 1 hood, 1 crewneck, 30+ size small tees.  First point of irony: the BIN price is $50.  Do the math.  One hood + one crewneck + 30 shirts = $350.  These shirts aren&#8217;t that old so I&#8217;m sure homeboy bought them all within the last year.  Second point of irony: shipping is listed at $20.  Now, for more math.  I&#8217;d estimate, conservatively, that this package will weigh in at 16 pounds.  If he gets suckered into paying for priority shipping, he&#8217;ll probably end up spending at least $30 on shipping.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=220451201060&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/shirt-images\/Official_WTF.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So kid looks to stack $40 for something that cost him at least $350.  Final kicker?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>My brother lost his job and he wants me to put a bunch of his &#8220;metalcore and deathcore&#8221; shirts on eBay<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sounds like the seller is punking his brother hard.  Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This ebay item is a lesson in How Not To Make Any Money. The item is just littered with irony. It&#8217;s a lot of random metalcore merch. I&#8217;m not sure who the bands are, but I know it doesn&#8217;t matter. The lot includes: 1 hood, 1 crewneck, 30+ size small tees. First point of irony: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,112,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":394,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}