{"id":3980,"date":"2010-01-07T19:47:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T00:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=3980"},"modified":"2010-01-07T19:48:32","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T00:48:32","slug":"3980","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/3980\/","title":{"rendered":"Swatch X-Rated Maxi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and Gentlemen,<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s done it again.  xxjjacobyxx has created another X-Rated maxi.  That&#8217;s 7-8 feet of straight-edge-time-telling goodness. And this one looks even better than his last one! That&#8217;s saying something because his last one looked pretty chill.<\/p>\n<p>Swatch never made the x-rated in a maxi (is this right Clevo, or do I recall you picking one up from the Swatch Museum when it closed?) so this is one of your only chances to get something so crucial.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336501295&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=390140551761&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2010\/1\/07.xmaxi1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336501295&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=390140551761&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2010\/1\/07.xmaxi2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, He&#8217;s done it again. xxjjacobyxx has created another X-Rated maxi. That&#8217;s 7-8 feet of straight-edge-time-telling goodness. And this one looks even better than his last one! That&#8217;s saying something because his last one looked pretty chill. Swatch never made the x-rated in a maxi (is this right Clevo, or do I recall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[872,3,90,321],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3980"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3982,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980\/revisions\/3982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}