{"id":401,"date":"2009-07-15T13:34:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T17:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=401"},"modified":"2009-07-15T13:34:55","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T17:34:55","slug":"wtf-down-to-nothing-dont-wear-this-to-work-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-down-to-nothing-dont-wear-this-to-work-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Down To Nothing &#8211; Don&#8217;t Wear This To Work Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes bands will release a shirt that are straight up puzzlers.  Like, where the hell are you hanging out that this shirt would be appropriate? Personally, I can&#8217;t picture any setting that would be suitable for me to wear this tee.  I&#8217;d always be afraid a niece would show up or maybe my neighbors wife would see me mowing the lawn in this.  I think the seller has the right idea when he suggests the following &#8220;<em>If you&#8217;re into representing the straight edge while maintaining your edgy one-of-the-guys look while on spring break&#8230; this is the perfect shirt for you.<\/em>&#8221; I think that&#8217;s the only way you could do it.  If you were hanging at the beach, yelling at shorties and just being generally belligerent. Then it&#8217;s the perfect look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=220451456825&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.07\/2009.07.14.dtn1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Regardless, I&#8217;m a fan of the DTN sound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes bands will release a shirt that are straight up puzzlers. Like, where the hell are you hanging out that this shirt would be appropriate? Personally, I can&#8217;t picture any setting that would be suitable for me to wear this tee. I&#8217;d always be afraid a niece would show up or maybe my neighbors wife [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[117,118,3,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":402,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}