{"id":4096,"date":"2010-01-11T14:36:34","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T19:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=4096"},"modified":"2010-01-11T14:36:34","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T19:36:34","slug":"split-lip-chamberlain-reunion-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/split-lip-chamberlain-reunion-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"Split Lip \/ Chamberlain Reunion Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you think of Split Lip merch, I bet you think of the same things I do.<\/p>\n

a) short wide
\nb) cut & rolled
\nc) wacky ass colors
\nd) odd ass placements (belly button, kidney, …)<\/p>\n

This only meets ONE of my expectations. That’d be D. randomly located graphic. And in reality, it’s not all that random. In fact, it’s a very 2005 placement.<\/p>\n

That disappoints me. I understand that Split Lip creates merch to sell and make money and that today’s consumer does not want kidney area graphics, but shit, don’t forget your roots!<\/p>\n

Size Medium? That’s just bullshit. If this isn’t tent sized, it’s not for me.<\/p>\n

At least it’s a brown tee …<\/p>\n

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When you think of Split Lip merch, I bet you think of the same things I do. a) short wide b) cut & rolled c) wacky ass colors d) odd ass placements (belly button, kidney, …) This only meets ONE of my expectations. That’d be D. randomly located graphic. And in reality, it’s not all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[883,828,505,99,884],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4096"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4100,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096\/revisions\/4100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}