{"id":540,"date":"2009-07-23T00:09:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T04:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=540"},"modified":"2009-07-22T21:15:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T01:15:43","slug":"mongoloids-crewneck-cute-sells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/mongoloids-crewneck-cute-sells\/","title":{"rendered":"Mongoloids Crewneck &#8211; Cute Sells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Mongoloids come hard with merch.  Lots of merch, lots of out there, crazy shit.  Like stuff you&#8217;d never dream up.  Well this seller came up with a sales campaign that could rival it.  You know what it&#8217;s called?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cute Sells<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=170359541003&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.07\/2009.07.23.mongo.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You should buy this crewneck.  Funds are probably going to her college fund.  Don&#8217;t be a jerk, the kid needs a college education to get ahead in life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mongoloids come hard with merch. Lots of merch, lots of out there, crazy shit. Like stuff you&#8217;d never dream up. Well this seller came up with a sales campaign that could rival it. You know what it&#8217;s called? Cute Sells You should buy this crewneck. Funds are probably going to her college fund. Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[85,3,84],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":542,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions\/542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}