{"id":547,"date":"2009-07-23T12:46:06","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T16:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=547"},"modified":"2009-07-23T12:47:24","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T16:47:24","slug":"stop-the-presses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/stop-the-presses\/","title":{"rendered":"STOP THE PRESSES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Through the magic of twitter and internet sleuthing, I have discovered that the seller of <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%2Fmerchant%2Fjessica_irene_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_ipgZ\" target=\"_child\">these auctions<\/a> has the following tattoo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%2Fmerchant%2Fjessica_irene_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_ipgZ\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.07\/2009.07.23.fp.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, not only is she <a href=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/2009\/07\/23\/mongoloids-crewneck-cute-sells\/\">sponsoring some kid&#8217;s college funds<\/a>, but she has some ill ink.  I command you all to BID on her items.  Do it right now.  I&#8217;m not kidding.  Go bid.  I already have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Through the magic of twitter and internet sleuthing, I have discovered that the seller of these auctions has the following tattoo. So, not only is she sponsoring some kid&#8217;s college funds, but she has some ill ink. I command you all to BID on her items. Do it right now. I&#8217;m not kidding. Go bid. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":550,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}