{"id":6532,"date":"2010-03-29T16:27:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T20:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=6532"},"modified":"2010-03-29T16:27:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T20:27:36","slug":"more-metal-than-suspenders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/more-metal-than-suspenders\/","title":{"rendered":"More Metal Than Suspenders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Casali is pretty much the only dude I know who likes Neurosis.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I bet both Pike and Merrick do too, but they&#8217;re sort of metal heads anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Thing is, I don&#8217;t recall these dudes wearing fancy ass belts. Maybe a webbed belt or a rubber belt, but no burly ass leather belts.<\/p>\n<p>Remember when Casali was veg? I do. Pike and Merrick are both veg. And if Merrick isn&#8217;t veg, he should be. But I&#8217;m 95% positive he is veg.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also 110% positive this buckle is more metal than suspenders. Suspenders can suck it.<\/p>\n<p>If you win this auction, please post a pic of you and your belt buckle. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=270554313785&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/29.neurosisbelt.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Casali is pretty much the only dude I know who likes Neurosis. Actually, I bet both Pike and Merrick do too, but they&#8217;re sort of metal heads anyway. Thing is, I don&#8217;t recall these dudes wearing fancy ass belts. Maybe a webbed belt or a rubber belt, but no burly ass leather belts. Remember when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1159,1160,1162,101,1158,1161],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6532"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6547,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532\/revisions\/6547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}