{"id":7520,"date":"2010-04-30T15:12:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T19:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=7520"},"modified":"2010-04-26T15:15:45","modified_gmt":"2010-04-26T19:15:45","slug":"wtf-murphys-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-murphys-law\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Murphy’s Law"},"content":{"rendered":"

You need very few things to make a Murphy’s Law shirt a winning shirt.<\/p>\n

Take ONE from this list and you have a winner.<\/p>\n

1. Blunts
\n2. Beer
\n3. Drunk punks
\n4. Weed motifs
\n5. Chains<\/p>\n

This shirt features NONE of those. In fact, the greenery featured here could be maple leaves. WTF? Canada??<\/p>\n

Thankfully, this is a girlie tee, and I’ll never have to worry about wearing it. Phew.<\/p>\n

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You need very few things to make a Murphy’s Law shirt a winning shirt. Take ONE from this list and you have a winner. 1. Blunts 2. Beer 3. Drunk punks 4. Weed motifs 5. Chains This shirt features NONE of those. In fact, the greenery featured here could be maple leaves. WTF? Canada?? Thankfully, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1243,12,1242,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7520"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7521,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7520\/revisions\/7521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}