{"id":8069,"date":"2010-05-12T10:36:40","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T14:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8069"},"modified":"2010-05-12T09:42:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T13:42:45","slug":"big-lots-aka-i-got-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/big-lots-aka-i-got-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Lots aka I Got Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I see a lot like tpilchthezilch<\/a> has up, I can only think of one thing.<\/p>\n

I Got Fat<\/em><\/p>\n

First off. Every shirt is size small. And most, if not all are from 4-5 years ago. The kicker? He doesn’t picture every shirt. Just lists 23 and throws7 or so into a pile to snap a photo (check the link for the full list of tees). I spy Kids Like Us, Bane, Converge, Think I Care, Bones Brigade, …<\/p>\n

This could actually lead to two different conclusions, I suppose.<\/p>\n

a) I got fat.
\nb) I wised up and stopped wearing shirts that were too small for me in the first place.<\/p>\n

Lets hope it’s B. The world needs fewer big dudes in YL shirts and girl jeans. You hear that Brokencyde<\/a>? I’m calling you out.<\/p>\n

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When I see a lot like tpilchthezilch has up, I can only think of one thing. I Got Fat First off. Every shirt is size small. And most, if not all are from 4-5 years ago. The kicker? He doesn’t picture every shirt. Just lists 23 and throws7 or so into a pile to snap […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1305,124,1304,346,78],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8069"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8072,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069\/revisions\/8072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}