{"id":8269,"date":"2010-05-17T22:12:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T02:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8269"},"modified":"2010-05-17T22:12:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T02:12:15","slug":"with-a-name-like-that-its-gotta-be-the-mongoloids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/with-a-name-like-that-its-gotta-be-the-mongoloids\/","title":{"rendered":"With a Name Like That, It&#8217;s Gotta Be The Mongoloids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Strawberry jam is probably my favorite of all jams. Nothing against grape or raspberry but for my money, it&#8217;s got to be Strawberry. Add a banana and some Teddy&#8217;s Peanut Butter, and you&#8217;ve got yourself a fine sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>One of the dudes (or more?) work in a deli in New Jersey now. Run by another Murphy. Good dude. Also, good luck trying to get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at a deli. Even better, good luck trying to get a peanut butter and banana sandwich at a deli. And don&#8217;t get me started on peanut butter and honey. Ugh, fuck that.<\/p>\n<p>Any idea why this tee is already up to $15.50 only 2 hours into the 7 day auction??<\/p>\n<p>Make sure to check out <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZoutxofstepQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">outxofstep&#8217;s<\/a> other auctions as he&#8217;s got some good stuff up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=270580621843&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/17.mongoloids.jpg\" alt=\"click to view on ebay\" \/><\/a><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strawberry jam is probably my favorite of all jams. Nothing against grape or raspberry but for my money, it&#8217;s got to be Strawberry. Add a banana and some Teddy&#8217;s Peanut Butter, and you&#8217;ve got yourself a fine sandwich. One of the dudes (or more?) work in a deli in New Jersey now. Run by another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1340,1339,83,85,1338,84],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8270,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269\/revisions\/8270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}