{"id":8506,"date":"2010-05-23T12:04:48","date_gmt":"2010-05-23T16:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8506"},"modified":"2010-05-23T12:04:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-23T16:04:48","slug":"why-dont-you-drink-fucking-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/why-dont-you-drink-fucking-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Don’t You Drink Fucking Beer?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why don’t you drink fucking beer?
\nWhat’s the matter are you queer?
\nNo if ands, it’s all the same
\nSo why must you play fucking games?<\/p>\n

Have a beer<\/p>\n

Or some Jagermeister.<\/p>\n

Someone talk to loadofhogwash<\/a> and get the scoop on this tee. It puzzles me.<\/p>\n

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Why don’t you drink fucking beer? What’s the matter are you queer? No if ands, it’s all the same So why must you play fucking games? Have a beer Or some Jagermeister. Someone talk to loadofhogwash and get the scoop on this tee. It puzzles me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[481,1369,12,11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8506"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8508,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506\/revisions\/8508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}