{"id":8723,"date":"2010-05-28T13:49:20","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T17:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8723"},"modified":"2010-05-28T10:52:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T14:52:26","slug":"diet-dew-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/diet-dew-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Diet Dew Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Actually, I hate all Mountain Dew, but that doesn’t stop me from trying their novelty beverages every summer. The other day I had this weird white citrus one. It was goofy. Murphy’s Law would approve. They would insist you made it more adult and added some sort of hard alcohol, I’m sure. I can’t imagine mixing beer and mountain dew. Not a good drink combo.<\/p>\n

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Actually, I hate all Mountain Dew, but that doesn’t stop me from trying their novelty beverages every summer. The other day I had this weird white citrus one. It was goofy. Murphy’s Law would approve. They would insist you made it more adult and added some sort of hard alcohol, I’m sure. I can’t imagine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[918,1385,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8723"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8724,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8723\/revisions\/8724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}