{"id":8811,"date":"2010-05-30T21:34:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T01:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8811"},"modified":"2010-05-30T21:34:59","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T01:34:59","slug":"wtf-minor-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-minor-threat\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Minor Threat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in the third grade, I was pulled out of a class and asked a bunch of weird questions. It started when I kept asking the teacher to tell me what was written on the flash cards she was holding. I asked more than once, and that was enough for them to pull me aside. Then they started asking me all these bizarre questions, &#8220;what color is this?&#8221; &#8220;what color is that?&#8221; Apparently, they thought I was color blind. I was not. I just needed to up the prescription on my glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Seller <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZrock4bestQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">rock4best<\/a> may want to consider upping the prescription on his glasses too. Terrible, terrible shirt. If you can&#8217;t see what is wrong with this, consider upping your prescription too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=150434227295&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/30.minorthreat.jpg\" alt=\"click to view on ebay\" \/><\/a><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in the third grade, I was pulled out of a class and asked a bunch of weird questions. It started when I kept asking the teacher to tell me what was written on the flash cards she was holding. I asked more than once, and that was enough for them to pull [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[206,1037,37,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8812,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8811\/revisions\/8812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}