{"id":9290,"date":"2010-06-12T13:52:49","date_gmt":"2010-06-12T17:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=9290"},"modified":"2010-06-12T13:52:49","modified_gmt":"2010-06-12T17:52:49","slug":"rollins-band-in-the-aughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/rollins-band-in-the-aughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Rollins Band in The Aughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to giant suns? Or screaming graphics? This shirt sadly screams, &#8220;I&#8217;m a douche nozzle**&#8221; Glad Henry has made it to 2010, but please, for the love of god, keep those graphics simple.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=260616885296&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/12.rollinsband1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>** Maybe not, but the term &#8220;douche nozzle&#8221; is awesome.<br \/>\n*** <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZxmattcantwellxQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">xmattcantwellx<\/a> is likely not a douche nozzle, hence the reason for selling it.<!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to giant suns? Or screaming graphics? This shirt sadly screams, &#8220;I&#8217;m a douche nozzle**&#8221; Glad Henry has made it to 2010, but please, for the love of god, keep those graphics simple. ** Maybe not, but the term &#8220;douche nozzle&#8221; is awesome. *** xmattcantwellx is likely not a douche nozzle, hence the reason [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1037,1464,388],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9290"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9292,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9290\/revisions\/9292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}