{"id":963,"date":"2009-08-28T12:10:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T16:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=963"},"modified":"2009-08-28T11:12:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T15:12:53","slug":"wtf-bacon-edge-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-bacon-edge-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Bacon Edge Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oooofffff. It looks like someone has too much time on their hands.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe they just need to step away from the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=220472525569&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.08\/2009.08.28.bacon1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I&#8217;m a person just like you, but I&#8217;ve got better things to do&#8230;things like brunch.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>They could have at least quoted Gorilla Biscuits <em>Cats And Dogs<\/em> here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oooofffff. It looks like someone has too much time on their hands. Or maybe they just need to step away from the kitchen table. I&#8217;m a person just like you, but I&#8217;ve got better things to do&#8230;things like brunch. They could have at least quoted Gorilla Biscuits Cats And Dogs here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}