{"id":9644,"date":"2010-06-22T09:01:16","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T13:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=9644"},"modified":"2010-06-21T22:08:39","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T02:08:39","slug":"forged-in-the-flames-of-gargamel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/forged-in-the-flames-of-gargamel\/","title":{"rendered":"Forged in the flames of Gargamel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I had a friend who always called Earth Crisis, Smurf Crisis. I never had a clue why until now. I mean now I know where he got it, but I still don&#8217;t know WHY this exists. I have seen Earth Crisis many times, and they never appeared remotely blue to me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547841&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=170502650814&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/BwFV+BGkKGrHqMOKi0EwPSYcysBMHW8UDw_12.jpg\" title=\"click to view on ebay\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI am sure one of you will break this down for me with the name of the jokester who made these.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><!-- DO NOT TOUCH --><br \/>\n<img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&#038;toolid=10001&#038;campid=5336547841&#038;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><br \/>\n<!-- \/ DO NOT TOUCH --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I had a friend who always called Earth Crisis, Smurf Crisis. I never had a clue why until now. I mean now I know where he got it, but I still don&#8217;t know WHY this exists. I have seen Earth Crisis many times, and they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[75],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9644"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9648,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9644\/revisions\/9648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}