WTF? A Mysterious Tee, A Crustache and Shipwreck

The seller of this tee claims it as a “Mystery??? T-Shirt (MD)???? isis CONVERGE hardcore.”

The rest of us know it is a Shipwreck tshirt based on the compass-like logo.

But what’s really important here is the seller’s keen crustache. A lot of you may not be familiar with the term crustache. You can see it living above this fellow’s upper lip. Breathe it in. Revel in the glory of it all.

It’s beautiful. Or is it just a shadow? No matter, it’s all crustache to me.

Check this other Shipwreck tee for the same logo. Sweet.

JD needs to step up his PMA.