Old men are always complaining that “hardcore is losing its edge.” They say it is going soft and is barely recognizable anymore. If anything, this tshirt lot proves the EXACT opposite. Everything about these shirts is HARDcore, man. From designs where the target market appears to be a 6 year old boy, to the scathing band names, everything about these tees IS hardcore.
The Devil Wears Prada – I think that’s either a GI Joe or Transformers. I would have worn this shirt in 1985 … when I was 6 years old.
Emarosa – Pretty sure this is a tribute to Pirates of The Caribbean. Evast ye scurvy dogs, get funky.
Across Five Aprils – Sweet dinosaur dude. Land Before Time? I’m sure a child is moshing in their crib wearing one of these now.
Sky Eats Airplane – I got nothing. That name doesn’t even lend itself to any witty comments. Its just stupid.
So there you have it. Hardcore is obviously still HARD and SCARY. I mean, that dinosaur could eat you! Watch out!
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