Seller x2fast2livex brings us one of the better rip off shirts that have been done in recent years, from a band that loves Breakdown so much that it would have been a shame for them to have never made this shirt. I mean, one could make a decent argument that without Floorpunch, Breakdown would still be at their late 90s/early 00s level of popularity with the youth.
Want to compare and contrast? The seller says it’s Porter causin’ the trouble, but I prefer to think it’s Cooper. And yes, before some wise ass brings it up in the comments, Porter called me up to sing Safe In A Crowd at the first FP reunion, and YES I blanked on the lyrics and made a fool of myself. I blame Hoodrack for not being up front when Mark started looking for someone to sing it.
Now let’s never speak of it again.
