Danzig – Satan’s Child Tee

I’ve seen my share of Danzig merch over the years, and the one thing that has always struck me is how plain the shirts are. Normally, they feature a one color, scary looking motif. You know, a danzig skull or something fading to black. You know, typical scary Danzig shit.

Not this tee. Hell no. This tee features THREE colors and some of the wackiest imagery I’ve ever come across.

First, the Satan’s Child font could be a Saturday Morning Cartoon font. It looks like it is straight from the Lucky Charms box. Not for me.

Next, does homeboy have skulls on his knuckles? Ouch. Don’t hit me with those tiny heads please.

And the cartoonified Danzig logo belt buckle? Wow.

Is that a red “666” or does it say “6:66” or does it say “BIOB” (which likely stands for Bring It On, Bitch … Danzig was predicting the Cheerleading movie craze that was about to sweep the nation. Of course, he took a harder stance than Kirsten Dunst ever could).

Mosh, Mosh, Mosh, Mosh, Mosh.