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Why Don’t You Drink Fucking Beer?

Why don’t you drink fucking beer?
What’s the matter are you queer?
No if ands, it’s all the same
So why must you play fucking games?

Have a beer

Or some Jagermeister.

Someone talk to loadofhogwash and get the scoop on this tee. It puzzles me.

Vintage Why Don’t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee

Vintage Why Don’t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee

Vintage Why Don’t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee

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4 Comments

  1. josh says:

    I messaged the seller asking about the shirt and he was really weird. He explained to me about how Murphys Law drinks Jagermeister on stage and pour shots for the crowd and they are all about partying and smoking weed.

    Why would I ask about a Murphys Law shirt if I didnt already know that stuff? I just wanted to know WHY Its basicly a Jagermeister shirt with ML printed on the back… he didnt know.

  2. b. murphy says:

    It’s been brought to my attention that I have the lyrics wrong too. I suck.

    Why don’t you drink fucking beer
    What’s the matter are you queer
    No edge, straight edge , it’s all the same
    So why must you play fucking games
    Have a beer

  3. Magua says:

    Yeah, I got another of the same theme at a show in Charm City a few years ago. Jager on a guiter on the front and Murphys Law in OE font on the back.

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