Rags, rags and more rags

Ebay seller ronaldardk is a true word-smith. Check out this description for this lovely Chain Of Strength Foundation shirt,

worn a bunch of times rad pit stains foundation series of shirt i was there and now youre here, you buy this you better have a lie to go along with it yo, got it in 1992, worn and sweated in and you freakin still want it, you kids make me sick :)

Wow

Or this lovely one for this Youth Of Today shirt,

worn a bunch of times over 20 years yeah plenty of holes,condom thin, still wearable and super scene mean, you better put this in a god damn museum son, will consider selling to girls, vegetarian yo

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