Biggie Bumout.

Annoying thing about this Rival Mob tee from this year’s United Blood fest that outxofstep is selling: up until last week, I had one that Doug Free gave me. Remember those 90+ degree days we had last week? Well, I went for a bike ride on one of em, and since it was so hot I took my shirt off and shoved it all the way down in my back pocket. Done it a hundred times with a hundred different tees, never had a slip out. But this tee somehow managed to work it’s way out in it’s entirety, and wound itself between the rear brake and the tire, immediately jerked me to a stop. Burned rubber marks and rips galore. Totally shredded, just like the one Doug cut up today to use as a rag for his paintbrushes. So if this one goes for a ton, we’re both gonna be bumming big time.