One time a crew of dudes was coming back from Michigan Fest. This crew of dudes cut through Canada in order to shave some time off their trip.
Going through the border, the guard asked where they were from. My friend Blair, and if you knew Blair, you would know how ridiculous this is, says, “Blackstone.”
That was it. No Massachusetts, not even The US.
Blackstone.
Like Blackstone is some grand center of commerce or industry known internationally.
God bless Blair.
This seller is from Blackstone. Sadly, I would doubt it is Blair. Blair wasn’t a small shirt guy. He probably has never heard of The Mongoloids or New Found Glory (what about that tee? Wowza, better than Paul Frank head??) either.
