There are a lot of reasons to check out cannibal-69’s auctions today. The first, obviously, is that it’s Metal Monday, and all of the 20+ auctions he has going are exclusively metal tees. And then there’s the accompanying youtube video and promo shot that accompanies each description, plus a wacky .gif at the bottom of every auction. Oh, and then there’s the fact that he apparently forced his girlfriend into service as his shirt model. Whether she is completely disinterested or taking the model role to heart, I can’t decide.
SHARP KNEES
For a metal dude who wears XL (apparently) she seems like more than a catch! Sharp knees or not. The Kreator shirt is grand!