Came across a few items with a similar theme:

Impressing chicks.

Check it.

Show this off to your girlfriend and she will love it, or boyfriend, whatever. BID HARD OR DIE.

I honestly have no idea what that means. Not one idea. The bid hard or die is obviously in reference to how your girlfriend (or boyfriend) will kill you if you do NOT buy this tee. That much makes sense to me.

Last I checked, girls don’t give a shit about tshirts.

You can be the envy of all your T-shirt collecting friends with this. Girls will probably like you more if you tell them you actually got it at a show, they’ll never know.

But then again, this guy likely knows more than me. My wife just seems to roll her eyes whenever I bring a new (or ancient beat to shit) shirt home.