Mongos, back again. Another crazy ass tee.
This one features some ill dookie rope chains. Sadly, not related to THE Dookie. But you can imagine what hanging Dookie off your neck would look like.
Probably wouldn’t make for a cool tshirt, but it would be some ill style.
I like the white gloves. A definite classy touch.
Shoot outs to the Mental Crew.
First, apologies to Jayb. Feel free to skip this one, brother.
Now, is this a joke? Is this some cruel joke on the world or is it a REAL tshirt? I’m hoping I’ll wake up soon and realize it was just a bad dream.
Abstinence Makes My Heart Grow Fonder?? WTF? Does this tshirt also come with a promise ring?
Uphold Straight Edge. Based on the record labels name, I’m calling this a joke. I’m also forgetting I ever saw this tee.
Too good to be true?
The seller states it was picked up at an old record store and has sat in his closet since 2003. He also claims it is vintage. I’m guessing this isn’t anywhere close to an OG JFA tee but was likely reprinted within the last 10 years. Probably not an Italian reprint though.
What stuns me is the Soffe branded tshirt. I didn’t even know this brand existed. I’d guess it was printed on this tee in the “gold” color though. $5.99 isn’t bad for one tee, and I bet you can get them for half that wholesale (or maybe 1/3 that).
Ok, so I am not sure if this is an original piece of gear. What I am sure of is that it WAS an XL, and is NOW a small. Grab this for your archives, or grab it for your girl. I might pick this up for my daughter to wear to school.
A thin white hooded sweatshirt has never been my thing, but it sure is crucial.
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