Here’s one of those shirts I can’t imagine wearing out in public. But then again, I’m probably a prude.

Also, I thought this was an original design until someone pointed out to me that you could purchase an “I fuck on the first date” tee in almost any Hot Topic or Spencer Gifts. Still, a great take on a popular tshirt design.

I’ve seen this shirt in white with black ink too. Me? I’d favor the plainer tee to this neon green ink. Neon isn’t a color I really like to hang with. And I don’t think that has anything to do with my apparent prudishness.