So you bought a fancy x-rated swatch a few weeks back, and you are afraid to wear it outside your foam padded bedroom. Your afraid it’ll get all scratched up while stage diving to The Mongoloids. That may be the case, but you could always slap one of these over it to give you a minor sense of protection.

Of course, a man I consider wise in all things edge once said to me, “would you put training wheels on a porsche or laminate your Bold Join The Fight tee? No! Then why would you put one of these disgusting looking pieces of plastic on your x-rated swatch?” Much of that is obviously paraphrased, but I think you get the picture. And I tend to agree. While your swatch purchase may not have been inexpensive, sporting it sans guard is the only way to go. Those scratches on the crystal are a badge of pride, in my book. I’ve been wearing my watch every day for the last 10 years, and it has never let me down.

Just check this pic:

Could you see Drew Bold rocking that look in the Bold Rev poster? No way. That’s all I’m saying.