I would like to thank seller cozernal for bringing this mess of an Integrity/Holy Terror shirt to auction. What a fucking train wreck this is. I’m not even going to tag this with #NOT SWAG. It’s that bad. Delusions of a mad man conveniently placed in a four sleeved package. DO NOT WANT.
I guess that this one is slightly better. Sigh. Dancing goat and sheep? Good times. They should have stopped with the “Holy Terror” front print. I would wear that. Maybe.
Maybe Not.
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A week back, we saw “the worst integrity shirt ever” being sold by meowcore. Turns out, not only was it the worst, but apparently it was also offensive. The seller had to reup the pic, but this time, censored. Wild.
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If you checked out seller ryandty2’s other auctions during Metal Monday yesterday, then you probably already noticed this one. And if you missed it, don’t kick yourself; from the looks of things, not too many people have spotted it so far. BMurphy thinks it’s because he listed it without an apostrophe, but I like to think that people are just playing it smart because of the higher start price and were simply waiting to place their bids…
I skipped over these Danzig (well, three Danzig, and one Samhain) tees from seller pusha_tee during Metal Monday yesterday even though I could have easily fit them in. But I just don’t think Danzig really deserves to be lumped into such a narrow description as “metal”. The good records anyways. So I waited a day. Figured what the hell, give me a really good post to kick Tuesday off with…
I know the crewnecks look a bit like plain jane bootlegs, but if you check the auctions you’ll see that they’re legit OG’s with back prints.
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