Vintage Hardcore, Metal and Punk T-Shirt Archive

SHELL Presents: Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’.

morgado / 09/20/2010

I’m not a big red shirt guy, nor do I often get my gasoline at SHELL. I do love The Bruisers though. Probably not as much as new dad joexstrummer does, seeing as he’s from New Hampshire and all…

Vintage SHELL Presents: Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’. tee

One other great thing about Rick’s auctions is that he actually takes the time to write up full blown descriptions full of anecdotes and details. However, I do take umbrage to this bit:

Dio is from New Hampshire too, but that guy wasn’t very cool, unless you collect garden gnomes or you like trolls and wizards. I don’t know if I am making this up or not, but I think that guy was in a band called “RAINBOW”. Someone try and tell me he is cool, I f’in DARE you.

To which I retort:

Vintage SHELL Presents: Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’. tee

More Metal Than Morgado

b. murphy / 09/20/2010

Earlier today, Morgado dubbed Monday, Monday Metal. That’s all well in good, but seriously, the dude posted a Manowar shirt. That’s some wizard and sorcery metal. Crushing metal, no doubt but still, dragons and goblins and shit. I prefer to stick with more classic stoner metal. Give me some Black Sabbath. Or in the instance of this auction from 95blubrd, give me Ozzy. Dude has obviously lost it. And he had lost it a long time ago. Well before this 1992 tour with Slaughter and Ugly Kid Joe, I’m sure. Jeez, what a tour. How did this tour NOT leave the northeast? And look at those locations. Saratoga Springs? Were they racing ponies on the side? Does that really say East Troy? Jeez louiz. What a wacky tour.

Now the best part about this auction is that not only does it contain an excellent unmetal colored shirt (honestly, what metal shirts are NOT black?), it also contains a tie dyed Metallica World Tour 1994 tshirt, which I think one ups Morgados Slayer shirt. Agree? That graphic on the front is intense. Is that a skeleton racing a motorcycle out of a pentagram clad, circus paper clothed hoop? Sit down, this one is heady.

World tour paired with a northeast tour. Interesting lot. I can’t vouch for the authenticity of these tshirts, but for the BIN of $60, it’d be criminal not to scoop.

Vintage More Metal Than Morgado tee

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Congratulations Rick.

morgado / 09/20/2010

Our friend (and frequent commenter) joexstrummer just had a baby this past weekend, and he’s had a bunch of auctions going on to try and drum up some additional funds. Help him out, won’t you?

Vintage Congratulations Rick. tee