Have you ever been happily surfing ebay when you stumble across that one auction that makes you want to tip your computer off your desk? Today was the day for me, courtesy of xgetonmylevelx. Even that username turns my stomach. Dude had 5 feedback, what level are we shooting for here? I think my mom has more positive feedback on ebay than this guy. That can’t be the level he is talking about.
Perhaps it’s his moshing prowess? I imagine he can spin kick with a back pack on like no other. Seriously, some next level spin kicking. He can probably spin so fast, he levitates, helicopter style. It doesn’t matter how tight his girl jeans are, he’s got those skillz.
Here are a couple of tidbits that clued me into this guy.
2 rare hardcore/metal/drug free/straight edge shirts
SEE YOU IN THE PIT! perfect for hardcore/metal/scene/straight edge/drug free kids. Also perfect for doing spin kicks and windmills in the pit at shows. Show your friends how tough you are, and how much you bring the metal! Shirts like these are also worn by dudes in bands too, such as a day to remember, the devil wears prada, or most hardcore/metal bands out today.
I’m not the only who gets douche chills reading that, am I?
