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Swatch X-Rated Maxi

Ladies and Gentlemen, He’s done it again. xxjjacobyxx has created another X-Rated maxi. That’s 7-8 feet of straight-edge-time-telling goodness. And this one looks even better than his last one! That’s saying something because his last one looked pretty chill. Swatch never made the x-rated in a maxi (is this right Clevo, or do I recall… Continue reading ».

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Swatch Irony Chrono – Straight Edge

Someone over in Sweden is either in the know and giving a nod, or is completely out of the loop and has no idea what’s going on in the world. Way back in 1987, Swatch dropped the X-Rated Swatch (GB406). At the time, it was probably just a Generation X related motif, with some possible… Continue reading ».

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X-Rated & Swatch Guards

So you bought a fancy x-rated swatch a few weeks back, and you are afraid to wear it outside your foam padded bedroom. Your afraid it’ll get all scratched up while stage diving to The Mongoloids. That may be the case, but you could always slap one of these over it to give you a… Continue reading ».

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Swatch GB406

The 1987 X-Rated Swatch is perhaps the most crucial item any edgeman can own. It looks good with any outfit, whether it be camo cargo pants and a Wolfpack NYC tee, or a fred perry with a polo (you know, your casual day work gear). It’ll always get stares, and more often than naught, someone… Continue reading ».

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